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  14 things to do in walmart!

  by ChimChim in

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  haha, i just recieved this email... i thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!.

  ** 14 things to do in a walmart while your wife or significant other is taking their sweet time shopping!

  1. get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.. 2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.. 3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.. 8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?".

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  Nosferatu - Hehheheh great work coming up with all those. I knew there were some that haven't been covered yet.
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  JEHOVAH

  by minimus in

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  we all know that we do not know the correct pronunciation of the name of god.

  over 6000 times, the tetragrammaton is mentioned in the ot.

  yet for some reason, most bibles do not use the name jehovah or yahweh but a few times.

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  Oxnard Hamster

  I don't minimus. For the simple reason that the use of the word "Jehovah" carries with it the connotation of being a Jehovah's Witness, which I am not. I don't want to use it so people don't mistakenly think I'm still part of them.

  I really don't see why there is such a big deal about how you address God. If he is all knowing, then isn't calling him "God" or "Heavenly Father" enough? It's not like he's not going to hear you if you don't use his name.
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  14 things to do in walmart!

  by ChimChim in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  haha, i just recieved this email... i thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!.

  ** 14 things to do in a walmart while your wife or significant other is taking their sweet time shopping!

  1. get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.. 2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.. 3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.. 8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?".

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  Oxnard Hamster

  Heheheh I've seen some of those before. Some others I recall are:

  1. Randomly chuck things into other aisles.

  2. Go to an unused register and try to check people out.

  3. Toy aisle: X-Men vs. G.I. Joe. Place your bets.

  4. Stretch out on a lawn chair in the lawn and garden aisle. If anyone says anything, explain that you don't get out much.

  5. When workers make announcements over the speakers, put on a confused look and scream "It's the voices again!"
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  My Church is a Cult!

  by diotrephes in

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  the founder of the church did just that.

  1 corinthians 1:10 now i beseech you, brethren, by the name of our lord jesus christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment.

  where is the wise?

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  Oxnard Hamster

  Where are my manners? Welcome to the board Dio. Yes, we do have a lot of Christian haters, strangely enough.
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  Watchtower Society Sued For Covering Up For Molestor Derek Packowski

  by qua in

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  sacramento vicinity (loomis, rocklin, sunset congregations): court documents were just issued charging derek packowski and the watchtower society corporations.

  the papers were filed by the legal firm of nolen saul brelsford of sacramento, california.

  the child molestor and said corporations headed by the governing body over jehovah?s witnesses, were charged with not reporting to law enforcement and systematically conspiring and suppressing information about sexual molestation committed by packowski when he was in a congregation in des plaines, illinois, also after about 1984 and later in california at the loomis congregation from which formed the rocklin and sunset congregations.

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  Oxnard Hamster

  Crap. Sorry about up above. I accidentally hit submit post, then hit stop on my browser, hoping it wouldn't post. I should really get some sleep.
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  Watchtower Society Sued For Covering Up For Molestor Derek Packowski

  by qua in

  1. jw
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  sacramento vicinity (loomis, rocklin, sunset congregations): court documents were just issued charging derek packowski and the watchtower society corporations.

  the papers were filed by the legal firm of nolen saul brelsford of sacramento, california.

  the child molestor and said corporations headed by the governing body over jehovah?s witnesses, were charged with not reporting to law enforcement and systematically conspiring and suppressing information about sexual molestation committed by packowski when he was in a congregation in des plaines, illinois, also after about 1984 and later in california at the loomis congregation from which formed the rocklin and sunset congregations.

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  Watchtower Society Sued For Covering Up For Molestor Derek Packowski

  by qua in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  sacramento vicinity (loomis, rocklin, sunset congregations): court documents were just issued charging derek packowski and the watchtower society corporations.

  the papers were filed by the legal firm of nolen saul brelsford of sacramento, california.

  the child molestor and said corporations headed by the governing body over jehovah?s witnesses, were charged with not reporting to law enforcement and systematically conspiring and suppressing information about sexual molestation committed by packowski when he was in a congregation in des plaines, illinois, also after about 1984 and later in california at the loomis congregation from which formed the rocklin and sunset congregations.

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  Oxnard Hamster

  If you try to distribute these to dubs, won't they just dismiss is as apostate literature and throw it away without even reading it? That's what I'm afraid of.
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  Haughtiness And The Witnesses

  by shamus in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i find that the witnesses are very "haughty".

  haughty is described in the oxford dictionary as "proud of oneself and looking down on others"; how well this describes the wtbts.. how many people were very proud of having "the troof"?

  how many people felt that they were special.

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  Oxnard Hamster

  Yes, the JWs are extremely haughty. I noticed undertones of thinking they are a bit better than everyone else.

  To answer your question, there is a scripture about how God exaults the humble one, and humbles the exaulted one.
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  Watchtower Society Sued For Covering Up For Molestor Derek Packowski

  by qua in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  sacramento vicinity (loomis, rocklin, sunset congregations): court documents were just issued charging derek packowski and the watchtower society corporations.

  the papers were filed by the legal firm of nolen saul brelsford of sacramento, california.

  the child molestor and said corporations headed by the governing body over jehovah?s witnesses, were charged with not reporting to law enforcement and systematically conspiring and suppressing information about sexual molestation committed by packowski when he was in a congregation in des plaines, illinois, also after about 1984 and later in california at the loomis congregation from which formed the rocklin and sunset congregations.

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  Oxnard Hamster

  Now if we could relay this information to the rank and file somehow.
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  What does Marilyn Manson & JW Kids have in Common?????

  by JT in

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  what are your spiritual beliefs now?.

  i make music.

  i like to make people think.

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  Oxnard Hamster

  I heard a humor that he and his band read the Bible backstage during performances.